Oh I walked around the corner and I walked around the block
And I walked right into a doughnut shop
I picked up a doughnut and I shook of the grease
And I handed the lady a five cent piece.
We-e-e-ll she looked at the nickle and she looked at me
And she said "Kind sir would you pardon me!"
"There's a hole in the nickle and it goes right through."
I said "Aye there's a hole in the doughnut too."
"Thanks for the doughnut. Good day!"