Yesterday, a traveling salesman came into my house,
He was just as shaky, and as nervous as a mouse,
He said I was at a party, we broke up at four,
When I woke up this morning, this is what I saw:
Pink Elephants on the table, Pink Elephants on the chair,
Pink Elephants on the sofa, Pink Elephants everywhere,
I hid my head right in the bed and said a prayer,
When I woke up again, what do you think was there?
Pink Elephants on the ceiling, Pink Elephants on the wall,
A lavender alligator was runnin’ around the hall,
Now I’m through making whoopee, I raised my hand and swore,
that I never intend to ever see those Pink Elephants anymore.
Pink Elephants on the window, Pink Elephants on the sill,
An elephant on the sideboard, was kissin’ a whipper-will,
I saw a monkey dancing with a purple cow,
The cuckoo came out of the clock and said “MEOW”!,
Pink Elephants on my trousers, Pink Elephants on my coat,
A polk-a-dot boa constrictor, was shaving a billy goat,
A beetle lay beside me and started into snore,
Say I never intend to ever see those Pink Elephant anymore.